Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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