so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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