yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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