I'm sorry my penis didn't work
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Let's get the cat blown out
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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