Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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