32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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