dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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