Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm like, not good at living.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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