He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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