my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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