I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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