There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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