R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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