I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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