You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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