? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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