super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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