How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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