Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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