Apparently you make a good broom.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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