IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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