So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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