quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
