just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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