it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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