everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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