haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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