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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
you had me at cake vodka
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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