What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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