So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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