FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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