So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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