i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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