I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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