Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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