dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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