He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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