That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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