didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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