what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
