Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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