if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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