quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Damn victory sex feels great
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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