well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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