come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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