i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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