we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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