Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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