His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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