I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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