Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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