Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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