Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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