I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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