We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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