But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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