i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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